Itinerary (as taken from CJE's secret blog)

The agenda:

Friday - travel, travel, travel. Actually AB is picking me up from home in the morning and then we will go to work till about noon. Then we'll go to lunch then she's going to drop me off. My flight leaves Seattle at 3:30, lands in Vancouver at 4:20 (I know, huh - wtf, actually it was a great price - GO AMY!). Then I leave Vancouver at 6:30. With any luck I can hang out on the plane, read a magazine, listen to iPod, watch a movie, eat dinner, then take a sleepy pill around what I feel is 10:00. Pass the toot out on the plane and wake up in AMS around noon *hopefully* feeling like I had a nice rest.

Saturday - meet Mimi at the Booger Fling (it was the most American, homey place we could find in Shipol Airport). Maybe get a museum card and shuttle ticket or find some way to get to our hotel. Arrive at hotel and get comfy and chatter. In the evening: big night out on the town, who knows what we will do but it's our only weekend night so whatever we do, we'll go large cause we can't go home!

Sunday - recover, chatter, find a cafe *wink*, hang out around town. Low-key party in the evening.

Monday - AMY'S BIRFFDAY!!! I have a few ideas and sooprises in store......

Tuesday - Thursday - more of the same, hang out around town, visit some shops, ride a bike, heckle a hussie, go to a museum, visit a cafe, run naked across the bridge in a flying nun dutch hat, go to Heineken, find a goth club, drink a beer, spend money we don't have, and go to a nice restaurant.

Friday - travel all day again, leaving AMS at 3:30 pm arriving in Seattle just before 9 pm.

To Do (as taken from original post in CJE's secret blog)

So the Amsterdam trip with Amy is less than two months away. I've decided a to-do list is in order.
To Do:
1. Get a pic of me, Amy, and one (preferrably more) hooker(s) standing INSIDE one of the Redlight brothels.
2. Find a edit and get a pic of me and Amy seemingly munching on a piece of edit while on the edit.
3. Run across the main square bridge in nothing but clogs and a flying nun dutch hat (see example below).

4. Order a "big, fat edit" with a soy mocha at the local coffee shop (and take a pic of doing so).
5. Visit the Van Gough museum (where we can hopefully get some souven-ears...ba dump dump).
6. The Heineken Experience. Nuff said.
7. Wear wife beaters at our trailer park trash hostel on Lucky Lake.

http://www.luckylake.nl/Enlish/MainWindow.htm
8. Visit a few more museums and such.
9. Bicycle to the tulip farms and get some sort of kinky picture of me and Amy doing something with our edit and edit. Hee hee hee.
**Special thanks to Amy and HG for helping me devise aforementioned list of dutch debotchery.

The Beginning

Looking to stalk two sexy gals on their crazy trip to Europe for one last hoo-rah? Look no further!! The following blog will detail the excellent European excursions of Amy and Crystal.

We'll try to get online each day to post a pic, write a blurb, and just let everyone know we are okay and having a good time.

So check back on Saturday to begin your vicarious adventure through the bowels of Amsterdam's Red Light District and other tasty venues.